A woman went to her doctor. The doctor,
after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have
cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked,
but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her
daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter," she said, "we women celebrate
when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this
case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a
martini." They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old
friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman
told her friends they were drinking to her impending end: "I have been
diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman their condolences, and
they had a couple of more martinis. After the friends left, the woman's
daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were
dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those 'bitches' sleeping with your
father after I'm gone."
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance!